Don't say "sex" or "vomit" or "pee". It offends people. Kind of like drinking or smoking or dancing. Haha - "sex vomit pee sex vomit pee sex vomit pee!" -- as I say these things I am tap dancing (with my feet; my hands must type) and trying to convince my roommate to hold the vodka bottle level with my mouth. Well damn. I think my cigar is going to fall out. -- all that tap dancing is quite jittery.
Also I am having sex. While peeing. I feel sick to my stomach.
I wonder if anyone is reading this.
Whatever. On to the chapel. -- the real message, not the introduction.
Ah, good. He is amending his message yesterday. Yes, the world is sinful and should by that count be avoided. I still beg to differ -- all humans, despite their fallen status, are created by God and in His image -- but will accept his point (pass the salt shaker, please). But we are supposed to reach out to it.
He won't apologize for his failures.
We should reach out to the world. Because there is something much better than spending your life in sin. Spend it on Jesus, y'all!
Nope, not a whole lot of added respect. But somehow he earned the title "Reverend." Whatever that means. I'm sorry, Rev., if you don't deserve this abuse. Blame it on my lack of sleep, I do.
Yoda, I am.
Do, or do not. There is no "try".